Definition. Genus. Phylum. Decepticon. #science.

STILL we get questioned on our team name – or ‘power animal’ as hot rod refers to it, if you’re shamanically inclined. Or an amateur teen stuntman. This is my favourite definition so far:

4. Honey Badger 6 up, 4 down
The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn’t have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger

4 Honey Badger
The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal dares to give the honeybadger crap. If they did that animal wouldnt have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honeybadger.

Also, Honourable mention: “They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals”

Nice.

Check out the other definitions here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honey%20badger
Get yourselves educated fools!
Cool Beans.
220px-Hot-rod-poster.jpgLiz Climo: Honey Badger Don't Care

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